Delivery, Guarantees & Returns

Delivery & Returns: How YourTopiary Arrives, and What We Guarantee

Free kerbside pallet delivery to UK mainland addresses, in 14–21 working days. Every pair matched to within 10cm in height, backed by a 6-Month Thrive Guarantee and free email care support for the life of the plants. Below: exactly how it arrives, exactly what is covered, and exactly what to do if something is wrong.

Where we deliver
Most UK mainland addresses, free. Scottish Highlands, islands and some remote postcodes are surcharged at checkout. Not Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland.
How long it takes
14–21 working days from order confirmation, and 21–28 days in peak season, February to May.
How it arrives
On a wooden pallet, under wrap, to your kerbside or driveway. The courier cannot come onto your property, so have help ready.
Check it on arrival
24 hours to report obvious damage, 7 days for latent issues found before planting.
How well matched
No more than 10cm difference in height between the two plants, with comparable density and form.
If one plant fails
The 6-Month Thrive Guarantee replaces it, invoiced at 50% of that plant’s single-plant price.
Changed your mind
Living plants are exempt from the 14-day cooling-off period. Cancelling before dispatch works on a sliding scale — see Returns.
Refunds
Processed within 5–7 working days to the original payment method.
A matched pair of topiary balls in stone planters on a Brighton rooftop terrace, standing symmetrically either side of a doorway after delivery

Kerbside pallet · UK mainland · 14–21 working days

Delivery

How it gets to you,and what you need ready.

Seven answers. The two that catch people out are the third and the fourth.

Where do you deliver?

We deliver free to most UK mainland addresses. Additional charges may apply for the Scottish Highlands, islands and some remote postcodes; these are calculated automatically at checkout from your postcode, so you always see the total before you pay. We are unable to deliver to Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland due to plant health regulations, and we do not ship outside the UK.

How long does it take, and when is the date confirmed?

14–21 working days from order confirmation, rising to 21–28 days in peak season, February to May, when every designer in the country wants the same three size bands at once. Orders of ten pairs or more may also need 21–28 days. That time is not padding. It covers:

  • Sourcing and inspecting your specific plants at our growers in Holland and Italy
  • Completing the phytosanitary paperwork and EU plant passports
  • Consolidated transport to the UK
  • Final courier delivery to your address

We cannot confirm a delivery date until your pair has passed our Mirror Matching & Quality Inspection in the UK — the check that two plants really are a pair. Until that is done, any date we gave you would be a guess.

Please read this one

Do not book contractors, landscapers or tradespeople until your delivery is confirmed. This is the single most expensive mistake a customer can make with us. A day of a landscaping team standing in a driveway with nothing to plant costs far more than the plants. Wait for the confirmed date, then book.

What does kerbside pallet delivery actually mean?

It means the plants arrive on a wooden pallet under protective wrap, and the courier delivers them to your kerbside, driveway or the nearest accessible flat surface — not to the spot where you want them planted. Couriers are not insured to enter your property or to move plants beyond kerbside, so please arrange help for delivery day. A topiary pair is heavy, particularly if the plants are already potted, and two people is the realistic minimum. The driver will call you roughly an hour before arrival.

What happens if nobody is home?

If you have authorised a safe place at checkout, the courier leaves the pallet there and the delivery is complete. If you have not, the driver will attempt a redelivery or contact you to arrange collection. Authorising a safe place means you accept responsibility for inspecting the plants as soon as possible, and we cannot be held liable for damage that occurs after a safe-place delivery — so we would always rather plan a day when someone can be there to take them in.

Can I track my delivery?

Not through a tracking portal — our pallet network does not run one, and we would rather say so than send you to a page that never updates. What you get instead:

  • A dispatch confirmation email with your estimated delivery date, sent the moment your pair leaves us
  • A delivery window from our office if you email and ask for one
  • A call from the driver roughly an hour before arrival, so you have time to get someone to the door

We monitor every delivery ourselves and will contact you if anything slips. If you need an update on the day, email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk.

What if my property has difficult access?

Tell us at checkout and we will work around it. The things that matter to a pallet vehicle:

  • Narrow lanes, single-track approaches or restricted access
  • Height restrictions — low bridges, archways, overhanging trees
  • A delivery point that needs specific instructions to find
  • Anywhere a large vehicle cannot turn or park safely

In some cases we arrange a smaller vehicle or an alternative delivery point nearby. It is always cheaper to tell us in advance than to have a lorry turn around at the end of your lane.

How are the plants packed for the journey?

Upright on a wooden pallet, secured with protective wrap, and never boxed. Topiary is not a parcel: laying a specimen on its side for several days damages the form you paid for. Plants travel standing, in the orientation they grew in, with the rootball supported.

Keep the wrap on until you are ready to unload, then take it off promptly so the foliage can breathe. There is a full planting guide and a complete care guide for what to do in the first fortnight.

A nursery worker standing beside rows of Taxus baccata English yew topiary spirals, assessing specimens for height and form before they are paired

Taxus baccata · graded before pairing

Before anything is loaded

Two plants become a pairin the UK, not in a catalogue.

Specimens are 8 to 15 years old and grown by specialist partner growers in Holland and Italy, and they arrive here with EU plant passports. That is where most suppliers stop. We do not.

Every pair then goes through our Mirror Matching & Quality Inspection in the UK: the two plants are stood side by side and assessed against height, density, form and branching structure before either of them is allocated to an order. It is the reason we will not give you a delivery date early, and the reason the pair you receive looks grown rather than assembled.

The published standard that inspection works to is a maximum of 10cm difference in height between the two plants. There is a fuller explanation of how we match and why on the Topiary Twins difference.

Guarantees

Three guarantees.Each stated once.

What is covered, what is not, and the exact email to send.

10cmMaximum height difference

The Matching Guarantee

A pair we send you will differ in height by no more than 10cm. That is the published standard, it is the figure every claim is assessed against, and it is the only matching tolerance we operate to. Alongside height, the pair is assessed for:

  • Comparable density and form
  • Similar branching structure
  • Overall architectural balance as a pair

The guarantee covers the initial quality and symmetry of your pair as delivered. Once the plants are in the ground they grow, and two living plants will never grow at precisely the same rate.

How to claim: email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with the subject Matching Guarantee Claim within 7 days of delivery. Include your order number, a photograph of both plants side by side, individual photographs of each plant from several angles, and a short description of the concern. We aim to resolve matching claims within 24 hours. A replacement pair, sourced and delivered at no additional charge, is our standard resolution; a full refund is available on request instead, processed within 5–7 working days including the delivery charge.

6Months of establishment cover

The 6-Month Thrive Guarantee

If one plant in your pair fails to establish within six months of delivery despite proper care, we will replace it and invoice you 50% of that plant’s single-plant price. You keep the healthy plant; the replacement is hand-matched to it, to the same quality and form standard, and delivered on the usual 14–21 working day lead time.

This is not insurance. It is a goodwill programme that recognises that even with correct planting and care, establishment can occasionally fail through no fault of yours or ours — and that replacing half a pair at half price is a great deal better than starting again.

How to claim: email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with the subject Thrive Guarantee Claim at any point within the six months. Include your order number, photographs of the affected plant from several angles including close-ups, a photograph of the healthy plant for comparison, a description of the care you have given, and when you first noticed the decline. Eligibility is reviewed within 48 hours. We assess honestly and we will tell you plainly if we think the cause was the site or the care rather than the plant.

∞No time limit, no cost

Lifetime Care Support

Every pair comes with unlimited email care support at hello@topiarytwins.co.uk, answered within 24 hours, free, for the life of the plants. There is no time limit and nothing to renew. Ask us about:

  • Watering and feeding schedules through the year
  • Seasonal maintenance, pruning timing and winter frost protection
  • Identifying pests or diseases, and what to do about them
  • Yellowing, browning or leaf drop
  • Container and in-ground planting, and repotting

What we cannot do: guarantee an outcome from our recommendations, take responsibility for care decisions you make, or provide on-site visits or hands-on assistance. Our advice follows best horticultural practice and years of working with these species, and following it markedly improves outcomes — but living plants are always subject to environmental variables.

How to ask: email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with the subject Care Question, and include photographs where they are relevant, a description of the situation and anything you have already tried. You will have a reply within 24 hours. Our written care guides cover most routine questions immediately.

The other half of an honest guarantee

What is not covered.

Set out plainly, so nobody discovers it at the point of claiming.

The Matching Guarantee does not cover

  • Minor differences in foliage texture — all plants vary slightly
  • Seasonal colour variation, where some species bronze or fade in winter
  • Growth patterns that develop after planting
  • Aesthetic preferences beyond our documented pairing standards
  • Form preferences that were not specified at the time of order
  • A change in what you wanted after delivery

The Thrive Guarantee does not cover

  • Over-watering or under-watering
  • Planting in an unsuitable location
  • Lack of winter protection in extreme cold
  • Pest or disease damage occurring after delivery
  • Weather damage
  • Poor drainage causing root problems
  • Both plants in a pair failing — that points to the site or the care rather than plant quality

Lifetime Care Support does not include

  • On-site visits or hands-on assistance
  • Any guarantee of outcome from advice given
  • Responsibility for care decisions you make
  • Phone or video consultations — care support is email only, which is what lets us answer within 24 hours and keep a record you can go back to

Not sure which side of a line your situation falls on? Email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with photographs and the care details anyway. We review every case individually and we will tell you honestly whether the guarantee applies.

Returns

Where you stand,on a living thing.

Plants are not electronics. Here is the legal position and the practical one.

Living plants are perishable goods and are exempt from the standard 14-day cooling-off period under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013. Your statutory rights for faulty or misdescribed goods remain fully protected, and nothing on this page limits them. What the exemption means in practice is that a pair cannot be returned for change-of-mind reasons once it has been ordered: sourcing starts immediately, and a specimen selected and transported for you cannot go back into stock.

So when can I return a pair or get money back?

In three situations, and they cover everything that is genuinely our problem:

  • The plants arrive damaged or defective, and you report it within the inspection windows below
  • The pair does not meet our Matching Guarantee standard
  • We are unable to fulfil your order as confirmed

In each case you get a replacement, sourced and delivered at no additional charge, or a full refund if replacement is not possible or you would simply rather have your money. The full written terms are in our returns policy.

What are the inspection windows after delivery?

You have 24 hours to report obvious physical damage and 7 days to report latent issues discovered before planting. Unwrap the pallet and look properly at both plants on the day they arrive, even if you are not planting for another fortnight. Report anything wrong by email to hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with your order number and photographs: both plants side by side, and close-ups of the problem itself. Inside those windows we replace the affected plants at no additional charge, or refund you in full if a replacement is not possible or you would prefer the money.

Can I cancel my order before it is dispatched?

Yes, on a sliding scale, because sourcing begins the moment your order is confirmed. Cancel within 24 hours of placing the order and you receive a full refund. Cancel after sourcing has begun but before dispatch and we refund you minus the reasonable, demonstrable costs we have already incurred, typically 15 to 30%, itemised on request: grower fees, inspections, transport bookings and phytosanitary certificates. After dispatch we cannot accept a cancellation, because the plants are perishable goods already in transit and cannot be returned to stock.

What if the two plants in my pair do not match?

Email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with the subject Matching Guarantee Claim within 7 days of delivery, with photographs. A claim is assessed against our published pairing standard, and it is valid where:

  • The height difference between the two plants exceeds 10cm
  • There is obvious density or form asymmetry
  • The branching structures are plainly different

10cm is the published tolerance and it is the figure every claim is measured against — on this page, on your order, and in any conversation with us. A replacement pair is our standard resolution, and a full refund is available on request instead. Full detail is in the Guarantees section above.

How are refunds processed?

Approved refunds are processed within 5 to 7 working days to the original payment method; we cannot refund to a different card or account. You receive the full amount where the fault is ours or we cannot fulfil the order as confirmed, the order value minus our demonstrable sourcing costs where you cancel after sourcing has begun, or an agreed partial amount where we have settled on a partial resolution. Delivery charges are refunded when the issue is our responsibility, and are otherwise non-refundable, because they are costs we have already paid out.

What does the 6-Month Thrive Guarantee not cover?

It does not cover care-related failure: over-watering or under-watering, planting in an unsuitable location, or a lack of winter protection in extreme cold. It does not cover environmental damage after delivery either, which means pest or disease damage occurring after delivery, weather damage, and poor drainage causing root problems. If both plants in a pair fail, that points to the site or the care rather than plant quality, so it falls outside the guarantee; the guarantee covers individual plant failure within an otherwise healthy pair. If you are unsure which side of that line you are on, email us anyway and we will review your case individually and answer honestly.

The one thing to do on delivery day

Unwrap, look, and photograph anything that is not right — that day. Almost every dispute we have ever had came down to damage reported a fortnight after a pallet was left under a tarpaulin. Twenty minutes on arrival protects every remedy on this page.

The full written terms sit in the returns policy and the delivery policy. How we hold your details is set out in the privacy policy.

Still Need An Answer

Email us. A personreplies within 24 hours.

Reporting damage, making a claim, or just checking where your pallet is — the same address gets all three.

To report damage use the delivery damage address with your order number and photographs. Trade and project deliveries go through sales@topiarytwins.co.uk.

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