English Yew Ball Topiary Pair - Prim & Proper
Your pair’s QC certificate — origins, dimensions, six photos — sent before dispatch · 24 hours to review
Quick Specifications
Meet the Twins
Care & Maintenance
Botanical Specifications
Guides to Help You Plan
Bought as a pair.Backed like one.
Six things in the box that aren't plants.
N° 01
Twins, not just two
Your two spheres are chosen and grown side by side, not picked off a bench on dispatch day — matched for height, for shape and for the tone of the foliage, so the symmetry is grown rather than approximated.
N° 02
Your twins' certificate
A digital certificate of authenticity travels with every pair, naming your two plants and recording the date they were matched. It's a small thing. It also tells you exactly what you own.
N° 03
You see your pair first
Before the pallet is built you receive your pair's quality-control certificate — origins, dimensions and six photographs of your actual two plants — with 24 hours to review it before dispatch.
N° 04
Care without the guesswork
Grower-written guidance for the species you've chosen: when to trim, what to feed, what to ignore, and what the first winter should look like. Written by the people who clipped them.
N° 05
Upright, tracked, palletised
The pair travels standing up on its own pallet — never boxed, never laid flat — fully tracked, with a timed kerbside delivery and a call from the driver about an hour before he turns in.
N° 06
They thrive or we step in
Six months of backing on every plant, and unlimited grower support long after that. The full terms, numbers and exclusions are set out immediately below — no asterisks.
Promises withnumbers attached.
The terms, in full — no asterisks a lawyer would love.
10cm
The Matching Guarantee
Your two plants will never differ in height by more than 10cm. That is the whole promise, and it is measurable on the doorstep with a tape.
If the pair that arrives isn't matched, email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk within 7 days of delivery, subject line “Matching Guarantee Claim – [order number]”, with a photograph of the two plants together. Claims are resolved within 24 hours, and the resolution is your choice: a replacement pair, or a full refund.
6 mo
The 6-Month Thrive Guarantee
If one of your plants fails to thrive in its first six months, we replace it at 50% of the single-plant cost. Worked example: a £1,000 pair is £500 a plant, so the replacement costs you £250. Eligibility is reviewed within 48 hours of your email — subject line “Thrive Guarantee Claim – [order number]”.
One honest exclusion: if both plants fail, the guarantee doesn't apply. Two identical failures point at the site rather than the stock — drainage, wind, a buried rubble layer — and swapping the plants would only repeat the problem. That is exactly the conversation Lifetime Care Support exists to have, and we'd rather fix the ground than sell you the same outcome twice.
Life
Lifetime Care Support
Unlimited email guidance from the people who grew your pair, answered within 24 hours, free, forever. Send a photograph of a worrying patch, a question about timing, or a picture of the shears you're about to use — there is no expiry date and no limit on how often you ask.
How to claim, step by step → in the questions below.
Three placesit simply works.
Three positions. One pinned frame. Scroll.
Either side of the front door
Stand at the gate and look at the frontage as one shape — the spheres should read as a frame, not as ornaments. Scale the diameter of the ball to that frontage: on a standard door a 50–60cm pair sits right, while double doors, a deep porch or a wide Victorian bay will swallow anything smaller than 60–70cm. Then set them clear of the door swing and of the path you actually walk, so nobody edges around them with the shopping. Get those two decisions right and the pair looks like it was specified with the house. The rest of our front door plants are built around exactly this move.
Rhythm along a path or drive
Repetition is the oldest trick in formal design, and nothing repeats as calmly as a sphere. Place your pair facing each other across the route, then repeat further pairs at roughly one sphere-diameter intervals — a 50cm ball, a 50cm gap — so the eye reads a rhythm rather than a queue, and each ball keeps its own outline as it fattens. Two pairs turn a path into an approach; four turn a drive into an arrival. Scale it up with the driveways and pathways collection, or, if you'd rather have a continuous planted line instead of punctuation, run clipped edging along the same route.
Full stops in a border, or potted in a courtyard
Split the pair and you get two full stops. Drop one sphere into billowing planting and everything around it suddenly looks intentional — the ball is the punctuation that lets a loose border read as prose rather than chaos. One per sightline is plenty. Or keep the pair together and lift it into containers: the sphere flatters a pot the way no other form does, which is why it carries a courtyard or patio almost single-handedly, and why it's the safest shape for the wind and weight limits of a balcony or roof terrace. Frost-proof planters, real drainage holes, pot feet from October.
What clients noticea season in.
The pair softened the entrance without losing the architecture. It still reads as a designed front — just a kinder one.
Elena · Surrey
They grow into the house. Every year the structure looks a little more like it was always meant to be there.
David · The Cotswolds
Neighbours stop to ask about them. We've handed your name over the fence more times than we can count.
James & Priya · Kent
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Once your pair is in, share it with #TopiaryTwins or tag @topiarytwins — and if you film it, our referral programme pays 20% of your order back, rising to 100% if two friends order with your code.
Same sphere,four characters.
Every listing is a matched pair — swap the species, keep the shape.
N° 01
English Yew Ball Pair — Prim & Proper
The darkest green there is — one trim a year, and it thrives in shade.
Pairs £325 – £670 · 30–70cm
N° 02
Japanese Holly Ball Pair — Nori & Koa
The box look exactly — and immune to box blight and box tree moth.
Pairs £270 – £935 · 30–70cm, three sizes
N° 03
Portuguese Laurel Ball Pair — Amado & Sera
Glossy, wind- and cold-tolerant, and completely unbothered by exposure.
Pairs £325 – £650 · 30–70cm
N° 04
Red Robin Ball Pair — Roux & Ember
A flame-red new flush after every single trim — colour that performs.
Pairs £310 – £565 · 30–70cm
Joining the family soon: golden thuja, Benkomasaki spindle and golden variegated spindle pairs.
Prefer to compare them side by side? The whole ball family.
Selected together · raised side by side · photographed before dispatch
Your ball pair.Straight answers.
Which size ball pair should I choose?
Ball pairs are sold by sphere diameter, in bands from 30–40cm up to 60–70cm. Match the diameter to the width of the spot the pair has to hold, not to the budget: 30–40cm suits pots, steps and narrow ledges; 40–50cm works mid-border and on a modest frontage; 50–60cm is the doorstep sweet spot for most houses; 60–70cm is for double doors, deep porches and wide drives. Remember that a bigger ball is simply an older tree — more clipping-years in its surface — so the larger bands arrive denser and fuller, and the price moves with the age rather than the postage.
How closely will my two plants match?
Closely, because they were grown as twins rather than picked as a pair on dispatch day. We guarantee a height difference of no more than 10cm between them, and before your pallet is built you receive your pair's quality-control certificate — origins, dimensions and six photographs of your actual two spheres — with 24 hours to review before dispatch. If the pair that arrives still isn't right, email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk within 7 days of delivery with the subject “Matching Guarantee Claim – [order number]”. Claims are resolved within 24 hours, with a replacement pair or a full refund, whichever you prefer.
Which species is right for my spot?
Site first, looks second. Deep shade or a north-facing wall points to Prim & Proper, our English yew pair, or Nori & Koa, the Japanese holly — both hold a tight sphere in light the others resent. If you want the box look without box blight or box tree moth, Japanese holly is the immune stand-in and is visually near-identical. Exposed, windy or coastal ground suits Amado & Sera, the Portuguese laurel: glossy, wind- and cold-tolerant, unbothered by exposure. And if you want colour that performs, Roux & Ember, the Red Robin pair, throws a flame-red new flush after every trim.
How far apart should the pair sit?
On a doorstep, one sphere each side of the door, centred on the width available and clear of the door swing — the pair should frame the entrance, never obstruct it. Along a path, drive or border, leave roughly one sphere-diameter of air between pairs: close enough to read as a rhythm, far enough that each ball keeps its own outline as it fattens. If you're unsure, email a photo of the spot to hello@topiarytwins.co.uk and we'll mark it up, or take the two-minute Entrance Edit and we'll suggest a layout for you.
How do I keep the spheres perfectly round?
Little and often beats rarely and hard. Cut around the curve in short overlapping passes that follow the sphere, rather than flat across it — a flat pass shears a facet you'll be looking at for a whole season. Step back constantly and walk around the plant as you work; the eye catches a bulge the hand never feels. English yew asks for one trim a year, in late summer. Japanese holly, Portuguese laurel and Red Robin prefer two light trims a season. There's a full walkthrough of when and how to trim a ball-shaped plant in the journal.
How is a ball pair delivered?
Kerbside, on its own pallet, by a specialist plant haulier, UK-wide. Your two spheres travel upright and are never boxed, the consignment is fully tracked, and the driver phones about an hour ahead so you can be there when he arrives. Allow 14–21 working days from order — the pair is being selected, photographed and documented during that window, not sitting in a warehouse. Delivery is to the kerb, so plan how you'll move two well-grown plants from the kerb to their position before the pallet lands.
What if one plant struggles in the first six months?
Tell us early. The 6-Month Thrive Guarantee covers a plant that fails to thrive in its first six months: we replace it at 50% of the single-plant cost. Worked example — a £1,000 pair is £500 a plant, so your replacement costs £250. Email hello@topiarytwins.co.uk with the subject “Thrive Guarantee Claim – [order number]” and we review eligibility within 48 hours. One honest exclusion: if both plants fail, the guarantee doesn't apply, because two identical failures point at the site rather than the stock and a straight swap would only repeat it. That's precisely what Lifetime Care Support is for — unlimited email guidance from the growers, answered within 24 hours, free, forever, so we can fix the conditions instead.
Matched beforeyou ever see it.
Two spheres, selected together in Tuscany, raised as twins — so the symmetry at your door is grown, not approximate.
Your actual pair, side by side at our UK depot, before the pallet is built.
7-day Matching Guarantee, then the 6-month Thrive Guarantee through establishment.
Lifetime Care Support — a photo gets grower answers for as long as you own the plants.